Friday, October 13, 2006

Philosophical Powers®

Me lo compro. Con superpoderes y cualidades como "matar a los enemigos que se atrevan a pecar contra la filosofía", aunque también algún defecto: "no haberle enseñado a Alejandro Magno un poco más de diplomacia". Todavía desconozco si la serie, que también incluye a Nietzsche, trae algunos pensadores nuestros como Txantxillo o el Sabio Tarifa.


Nationality: Greek
Group Alliances:
"Angry" Ancients
"Vicious" Virtue Ethicists
AKA: Careless Aristotle
"Spare Us" Aristotle
Aris-Total Destruction
"Beware His Throttle" Aristotle
The Philosopher
Powers: walking
Weaknesses: some people think maybe he could have taught Alexander the Great a little more about diplomacy
Notes: The high quality of this product is ensured by the four causes at work in the manufacture of the toy: the plastic, the assembly line robots, the designers’ creative ideas, and the profit from retail sales to spoiled children. Also, the following reasoning establishes that children will love the Aristotle action figure: All Philosophical Powers® figures are totally awesome. This toy is a Philosophical.

Vía: Neatorama

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